The Ballad of Marcus Hamilton
Penned: 04/15/2004

Set to the tune of "The Ballad of Jayne" from Firefly.


Marcus! The man they call Marcus!
He made Lorne scream, and he caused lots of gore,
Walked up to Eve, and he showed her the door.
Our love for him now, ain't hard to explain.
The hero of AI, the man they call Marcus!
Our Marcus saw the fans' eyes rollin'
He saw the ficcers complaints.
And he heard that Eve girl whinin'
With that tone that everything taints.
So he said, "You just sign right on this line!"
He said, "And initial right here!"
And he pulled out his pen,
And gave us hope again
And all of us gave quite a cheer.
He made Lorne scream, and he caused lots of gore,
Walked up to Eve, and he showed her the door.
Our love for him now, ain't hard to explain.
The hero of AI, the man they call Marcus!
Now here is what our friend Marcus,
Who really is quite a tall guy,
This is what he did do
Eve he did eschew,
And now we can tell her bye-bye!
He is gonna replace her,
And he's gonna do it right quick.
He dresses real nice
And can intestines dice
Though really, that is kinda sick.
He made Lorne scream, and he caused lots of gore,
Walked up to Eve, and he showed her the door.
Our love for him now, ain't hard to explain.
The hero of AI, the man they call Marcus!

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