Meltha Parody: Carol of the Bells
Penned: 12/03/03

I know the ding dong bits aren't going to come out in their own nice, separate column. Pretend they did.

Hark how the fans
ME's poor fans
All seem to say
"Blow Eve away!"

Last time there was
(Leave)
This bad a buzz
(Eve)
It seems to me
(Leave)
Was Kennedy
(Eve)

No one likes her
(Leave)
Causing a stir
(Eve) We'll break some necks
(Leave)
If there's more sex
(Eve)

One seems to hear
(Leave)
Complaining drear
(Eve)
From ev'ry where
(Leave)
Filling the air
(Eve)

Oh, how she grates,
(Leave)
Exacerbates,
(Eve)
Makes my ears bleed
(Leave)
What a bad seed!
(Eve)

Mincing she walks
(Leave)
High-pitched she talks
(Eve)
Know why we're blue?
(Leave)
We know it's true...
(Eve)

Eve is Lilah-lite without the style!
Eve is Lilah-lite without the style!
On, on we mope
There's little hope
Joss'll come around
And bring her to ground
Leave Eve, Leave Eve, Leave Eve NOW!

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