Meltha Parody: Frosty the Snowman
Penned: 12/03/2002

William the Bloody
Was a jolly, happy vamp,
With a leather duster and a sexy scar and a girlfriend who's a tramp.

William the Bloody
Was a nightmare the Watchers say.
He used a railroad spike
On folks he didn't like,
But that was way back in the day.

There must have been some magic in that cave under the moon,
For, when he came out of it, he was nuttier than a loon.

Oh, William the Bloody,
Still can't go out in the day,
But he says, "Don't mope. I am not a dope.
Hey, it'll all turn out okay."

Drippity-drip-drip
Drippity-drip-drip
Look at William bleed!

Drippity-drip-drip
Drippity-drip-drip
A Band-Aid's what we need!

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