Meltha Parody: The Holly and the Ivy
Penned: 12/07/2004

The vampire and the Slayer
Had issues of their own.
Of all the couples that were in the 'dale
None are like Randy and Joan.

The smashing of the floorboards
And the crashing through the roof
The crypt, the rug, the Bronze, the dumpster
There's no place they didn't, in truth.

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