Meltha Parody: Jingle Bell Rock
Penned: 12/05/03

Winifred, Winifred, Winifred, Fred
She's got our Wes in such a big mess.
Flirting with skirting that don't reach her knees
With Gunn and Knox and Spike, oh please!

Winifred, Winifred, Winifred, Fred
Chick with a brain that won't get a strain
Equating and rating a quantum-physic thing
With her newest fling.

What a bright girl, such a slight girl
At a sneeze she'll blow away.
Quite a small girl but a tall girl
Who doesn't look like Maurice Chevalier.

We don't know who she'll pick for the long haul
Her heart is just so torn.
After a-samplin' and a-kissin' 'em all
She's ending up with
She's ending up with
She's ending up with Lorne!

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