Meltha Parody: Christmas in Kilarney
Penned: 12/02/2004

There's demons left; there's demons right,
There's demons attacking all day and night.
It’s Christmas in Sunnydale
And all of the vamps are home.

It’s dumb, you know, to go for a stroll
Cause this place sure has a high death toll
It’s Christmas in Sunnydale
And all of the vamps are home.

The Hellmouth's always open
And Turok-hans pay a call
And the Master dear, so full of cheer
Will kill us one and all.

Spike's playing pool, the fangirls drool,
Drusilla whacks them over the head with a stool.
This is the town where ghosts, ghouls and demons roam.
It's Christmas in Sunnydale
And all of the vamps are home!

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