Meltha Parody: Let it Snow
Penned: 12/08/2004

Oh, when Buffy's stress is too high
And to Tahiti she can't fly,
And she can't seem to catch a break.
Grab a stake! Grab a stake! Grab a stake!

Oh, it's like popping those bubbles,
Plastic packing ones, to release her troubles.
Dude, the Mayor was a giant snake.
Grab a stake! Grab a stake! Grab a stake!

Oh any guy that she kisses goodnight,
Is doomed to a bad end.
Except for Riley, who married Ms. Right,
Which drives me right round the bend.

Oh, her fire, she wants it back,
So when some vamp tries to grab a snack,
And she's taken all she can take,
Grab a stake! Grab a stake! Grab a stake!

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