Meltha Parody: I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
Penned: 12/07/03

I saw Harmony shagging Spike, oh Cod!
I think that I may have just gone blind.
True, he'd been celibate
For a while, but that nitwit?
I don't care how cute the skirt was;
The universe and that don't fit.

Then, I saw Harmony's eyes go bloody
While she was a-swearing a blue streak
Oh, what a jolt Spike must have had
When Harm's mascara ran quite bad
While she shagged Spike, I sure didn't peek!

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