Meltha Parody: The Most Wonderful Time of the Year
Penned: 12/10/2004

It's the most terrible season of the year.
We've got no Angel, no Buffy,
No Wesley, no Spuffy,
No Dar and no Dru!
Heck, they didn't even leave us dear old Ru.

It's the stink, stinkiest TV of all.
There's been much reality showing
And temper tantrum throwing
While the WB's ratings do fall.
It's the stink, stinkiest TV of all!

There's no plot for developing,
No Spike for salivating,
No Lindsey in his pick up truck.
Our Cordy is dead,
Thanks to the WB's head
And a bunch of reality shows that suck!

It's the worst year for TV of all!
The only redeeming show
From Gilligan's Island did grow.
That leaves my hopes small!
It's the worst year for TV of all!

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