Meltha Parody: The Grinch
Penned: 12/11/03

You're a cruel one, Mr. Joss.
You really are a jerk.
You're so clever with your plot twists,
But oh so evil with your work.
Mr. Jooooooooss

You're a mean old writer
With a (bomp bomp) pain and death quirk.

You killed Tara, Mr. Joss.
You sent old Oz away.
You left Anya at the altar,
But let Kennedy out to play.
Mr. Jooooooooss.

What happened in your childhood
for which (bomp bomp) we now all have to pay?

You're a bent one, Mr. Joss.
You have a soul that's painted black.
You have all the deft compassion
Of a dentist scraping plaque
Mr. Jooooooooss.

While on the subject of mind-numbing pain
Who sold you (bomp bomp) on "magic equals crack"?

You're a bad one, Mr. Joss.
You're a sticky-wicky slug.
You made Buffy sleep with Parker
And Spike give a cross a hug
Mr. Jooooooooss.

The one thing that irks us the most
is, and I quote: "Eve's (bomp) smug (bomp) mug."

You're a stinker, Mr. Joss.
You'd make Buddha grab an axe
You got sloppy in season seven
With canon and stories' backs
Mr. Jooooooooss

Your heart is the most bizarre, twisted, convoluted,
tortured, no-longer-beating, frozen little speck of an
organ imaginable
Studded with (bomp bomp) knives, blades and blackjacks.

You fascinate me, Mr. Joss.
With a fascious super-fas.
You're a puppy-stomping writer
With a tendency to sado-mas
Mr. Jooooooooss.

You're a three decker saurkraut and toadstool sandwich
You're a freakin' genius who holds audiences spellbound,
(bomp bomp) Wounds characters and then laughs!

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