Meltha Parody: Must be Santa
Penned: 12/09/2004

Who's got hair that's almost white?
Spike's got hair that's almost white!
Who can only come out at night?
Spike can only come out at night!
Out at night, hair that's white!
Must be Blondie! Must be Blondie! Must be Blondie, Blondie Bear!

Who's got a duster that's inky black?
Spike's got a duster that's inky black!
Who's writing in season 7 was done by a hack?
Spike's writing in season 7 was done by a hack!
Written by a hack, duster's black!
Out at night, hair that's white!
Must be Blondie! Must be Blondie! Must be Blondie, Blondie Bear!

Who's got cheekbones made of steel?
Spike's got cheekbones made of steel!
Who's smile makes the fangirls reel?
Spike's smile makes the fangirls reel!
Fangirls reel, cheekbones of steel!
Written by a hack, duster's black!
Out at night, hair that’s white!
Must be Blondie! Must be Blondie! Must be Blondie, Blondie Bear!

Whose eyes are sapphire blue?
Spike's eyes are sapphire blue!
Who will curl his tongue at you?
Spike will curl his tongue at you!
Curl at you, sapphire blue!
Fangirls reel, cheekbones of steel!
Written by a hack, duster’s black!
Out at night, hair that’s white!
Must be Blondie! Must be Blondie! Must be Blondie, Blondie Bear!

Drusilla, Buffy and Cecily,
Anya, Winnifred, and Harmony!

Drusilla, Buffy and Cecily,
Anya, Winnifred, and Harmony!

Curl at you, sapphire blue!
Fangirls reel, cheekbones of steel!
Written by a hack, duster’s black!
Out at night, hair that’s white!
Must be Blondie! Must be Blondie! Must be Blondie, Blondie Bear!

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