Meltha Parody: Rudolph Got Run Over by a Reindeer
Penned: 12/05/2002

Xander got run over by a reindeer,
Walking home from Buffy's Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Anya, we believe.

He'd been fixing the coffee table,
And needed to get more nails,
So he headed back to his appartment
Through the very un-California gusty gales.
When Dawn found him Christmas morning
At the scene of the attack,
He had skidmarks on his forehead
And incriminating bitemarks on his neck.

Oh, Xander got run over by a reindeer,
Walking home from Buffy's Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Anya, we believe.

Now we're all so proud of Anya.
She's been taking this so well.
See her at the Magic Box
Figuring out which of Xander's possesions to sell.

But it's not Christmas without Xander.
All the furniture just falls apart.
And we just can't help but wonder
If it was Spike who ran his corpse over with a golf cart.
(DO IT AGAIN!)

Oh, Xander got run over by a reindeer,
Walking home from Buffy's Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Anya, we believe.

Now the Slayer's getting teary,
And her sister's begun to whine,
And Willow's looking skyward.
Don't lend her your urn, I won't lend mine.
And though the attack was surely random,
And the proof it was accidental seems plenty.
I still can't help but wonder who that guy was
In the red suit who Anya slipped a twenty.

Oh, Xander got run over by a reindeer,
Walking home from Buffy's Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Anya, we believe.

SING IT, ANYA!

Oh, Xander got run over by a reindeer,
Walking home from Buffy's Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Xander, we believe.
Merry Christmas!

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