Meltha Parody: Rudolph the Rednosed Reindeer
Penned: 3/19/2002


Angel, the souled vampire (vampire)
Had a very shiny ring,
And if you ever saw it (saw it)
You would say "What IS that thing?"
All of the other Scoobies (Scoobies)
Used to laugh and call him names (like Dead Boy)
They always threatened poor Angel (Angel)
That they'd send him up in flames!
Then one foggy birthday eve
Buffy came to say
"Angel, with your eyes pretty,
Let's engage in carnal activity."
Then how the Slayer loved him (loved him).
And he shouted out in pain (in pain)!
Angel the souled vampire (vampire)
You just got a brand new name (ANGELUS)
You just got a braaaaand neeeew naaaame.

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