Meltha Parody: Santa Baby
Penned: 12/6/2002

Tara, baby, slip some insense under the tree
For me.
I've been an awful bad girl.
Tara, baby, so hurry back from elsewhere tonight.

Tara, baby, some flowers of Lethe's bramble too.
They're blue.
I'll wait up for you, babe.
Tara, baby, so hurry back from elsewhere tonight.

Think of all the spells I've missed
That I could work with just a flick of my wrist.
I've taken a toll from self-control.
Shakin' and quakin', I think you get the gist.
Ba-doo-be-doo.

Tara, baby, I wanna stop
This allegorical pot.
(Ya know, Angel's really quite cute.)
Sorry! Tara, baby, hurry back from elsewhere tonight.

Tara, honey, the Scoobs have gone off the deep end
Again.
Buffy threw out Kokopelli.
So Tara, baby, hurry back from elsewhere tonight.

Tara, cutie, and wear that little corset thing
With the strings.
Just walk in, no invite needed.
Tara, baby, and hurry back from elsewhere tonight.

Come and bring your spellbooks and
We can have a lot of fun just pourin' sand.
I really do wanna see you.
Won't you please forgive me?
Ba-doo-be-doo.

Tara, baby, forgot to mention one little knot:
The plot
That Whedon's pushing this year.
Tara, baby, so hurry back from elsewhere tonight.
Hurry back from elsewhere tonight.
Hurry, tonight.

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