Meltha Parody: Sleigh Ride
Penned: 12/7/2002

Just hear that First guy singin'
Swing-ting-ting-a-lin', too.
Come on, it's lovely weather for a
Slayride together with you.
Out in Sunnydale
Beware of folks who are pale.
Come on, it's lovely weather for a
Slayride together with you.
Stake'em left, stake'em right, stake'em up and down
(but no evil clown).
Giles will read from a book and fetchingly frown.
Stake'em left, stake'em right, stake'em near and far.
Buffy can't drive a car.
We're watching the First with a thirst but I'm bettin' he won't be named Lars.*
Inside the walls are thumping
And bump-bump-bumping away.
We've seen dead people talking and a radio squawking, oie vay.
Let's stake that vamp before us but
Skip a chorus or two.
Cuz we did that bit last year and
After that the good of the season was through.

*Yes, this was a stupid rhyme, but I couldn't come up with a dang thing.

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