Meltha Parody: Big Yellow Taxi
Penned: 8/22/2003

They caved Sunnydale
And put in a big pothole,
Just a big landslide papers say was
Dug by giant mole.
Don't it always seem just so
That we don't know what we got
Till it's gone?
Now Spike's in paradise
And Sunnydale's a vacant lot.

They took turok-hans
And torched 'em in a big battle scene
And they made all the SiT's
Into Slayers, even Kennedy who's mean.
Don't it always seem just so
That we don't know what we've got
Till it's gone?
Anya's in paradise
And Sunnydale is a vacant lot.

Hey Marti Marti
Put away that editor's pen now
Give me
Plots on the show and
You can let James put a shirt on,
C'mon!
Don't it always seem to go
That we don't know what we've got
Till it's gone
Marti rewrote paradise
And made it a make out spot.

Late last May
I heard the
Hellmouth slam,
And a big shiny light
Took away my sweet vamp.
Don't it always seem just so
That we don't know what we've got
Till it's gone?
Joss paved paradise
And Spike and Anya are missed a lot.

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