Meltha Parody: We Three Kings
Penned: 12/01/2002

We three geeks from last season's arc
Our bite ended up being worse than our bark.
Annoying scenes
Devoid of meaning
Left the last year rather dark.

Ooooh, Geeks of badness, geeks of lame
Other Big Bads bow their heads in shame
That we joined their ranks
With our stupid pranks.
For season six we bare much blame.

Jonathon the semi-evil am I.
Buffy said I was three feet high.
Came back this year
But Andrew, I fear,
Stabbed me and now I die.

Ooooh, Geeks of badness, geeks of lame
Other Big Bads bow their heads in shame
That we joined their ranks
With our stupid pranks.
For season six we bare much blame.

Andrew's me, I'm Tucker's brother.
Whineathon was one sidekick, and I'm another.
Ambiguously gay,
In Sunnydale I'll stay,
Several people want me to smother.

Ooooh, Geeks of badness, geeks of lame
Other Big Bads bow their heads in shame
That we joined their ranks
With our stupid pranks.
For season six we bare much blame.

Warren I am, no one likes me.
Killed Trina and Tara and shot Buffy.
Willow flayed me
The First re-made me.
What'll I do next? Just wait and see.

Ooooh, Geeks of badness, geeks of lame
Other Big Bads bow their heads in shame
That we joined their ranks
With our stupid pranks.
For season six we bare much blame.

Look at us, the Trio of nerds.
We talk about Star Wars in Klingonese words.
We were mildly amusing
But the audience started losing
Interest in last season's first third.

Ooooh, Geeks of badness, geeks of lame
Other Big Bads bow their heads in shame
That we joined their ranks
With our stupid pranks.
For season six we bare much blame.

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