Meltha Parody: Ding Dong Verily on High
Penned: 11/29/2002

Ding-dong, verily on high
From the ceiling a vamp is swinging.
Ding-dong, verily he's askin' why
He goes homocidal when the First is singing.
"Oww, ow ow ow ow ow owww, ow ow ow ow ow oww, ow ow ow ow ow oww, ow ow ow ow ow oww, ow ow ow ow ow oww, ow ow!
Hey, this really hurts!"

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