Meltha Parody: We Wish You a Merry Christmas
Penned: 12/11/2004

Oh, if it breaks, Xander will fix it!
If it breaks, Xander will fix it!
If it breaks, Xander will fix it!
And won't charge a thing!

Tables and chairs, and bannisters too,
Tables, chairs and the windows
And won't charge a thing!

Oh, he accepts pay in Ding-Dongs!
He accepts pay in Ding-Dongs!
He accepts pay in Ding-Dongs!
So bring them out here!

Oh, he'll eat them all day and all night!
He'll eat them all day and all night!
He'll eat them all day and all night!
So bring them out here!

Tables and chairs, and bannisters too,
Tables, chairs and the windows
And won't charge a thing!

Oh, we wish you a Buffy Christmas!
We wish you a Buffy Christmas!
We wish you a Buffy Christmas!
And a not-too-happy Angel too!

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